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Anonymous said: Wolfie got a haircut.
okay so i non-hyperbolically got 15 anonymous asks alerting me to the wolfster’s haircut and i just need to ask a very important question. does this haircut in any way/shape/form improve his overall appearance? because i’m super inclined to say NOPE.
he still looks like he didn’t make it through high school. he still looks like he’s got an unnecessarily intricate plan to cheat me out of fifteen bucks. he still looks like stana could do wayyy better than him. fuck this guy, but never literally.
Anonymous said: Wait! You know Stana's sister and haven't asked her about Wolfie? Professionalism is totally overrated, man. Just ask the girl why her big sis is dating such a greaseball.
listen. LISTEN. the katics are a skittish and reclusive species and we have to build their trust slowly. i've got a great relationship with her dog, though, so we'll see. my next move is playing my Serbian card so wish me luck, everyone.
maybe if i score an invite to the Katic Family Orthodox Christmas, i'll meet wolfie and be able to tell him in person what a sack of shit he is. and/or force him to shower.